Anomalous Object 126

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Anomalous Object 126 is a non-autonomous Entropic Object. It was discovered in ::01737.

SESD was alerted to the Object's existence when they received multiple reports of children exhibiting anomalous effects, such as flight, after having visited a capsule dispenser in Ultek City Two's Bonafide mid-deck market hall.

AO-126 was quickly located by a recovery team. It would be uninstalled and brought to Enjil the same day for further study.

Anomaly Description

AO-126 is a "Dr. Wondertainment"-brand mechanical capsule dispenser of approximately 3.5 L capacity. The contents of its 'tank' are unknown, but it has been replaced twice (see Addendum 126+2).

AO-126's effect is activated whenever a circular coin of 15mm diameter and 2mm thickness (or ::0900 - 01800 1 coin) is deposited into its mechanism and its actuation lever is turned once.

Upon activation, AO-126 dispenses one (1) pseudo-random item contained in a spherical, randomly-coloured bioplast capsule (archetype AO-126a, numbered -n), 40mm in diameter. Holders and/or consumers of the item inside become fundamentally entangled ('bound') with it, and typically experience transient contact-anchoring, during which they are capable of voluntary, or involuntary continuous, exhibition of a single Entropic Action.

The exact contents of AO-126a instances are undeterminable until the capsule is opened, thought to be in a state of constant, possible quantum-associated flux. It is posited that each contain a measure of subatomic particles that "collapse" into an Entropic-influenced cognitive archetype, though its mechanism is currently unknown.

Containment

AO-126 is to be kept inside a standard containment cell (5m x 2.5m x 5m) in the Enjil Red Quadrant Exotic Sciences research complex. Its door is to be locked at all times.

All access is to be approved by the Council, who will admit a temporary access code for the duration of experiments. Materials added to, and removed from, the Object's cell are to be catalogued and placed inside a secure transport case while under surveillance by at least two Ethical Conduct delegates.

Items produced by AO-126 should number no more than ten (10) in their unopened state, and are to be allocated to a locked sample deposit box in the SESD Secure Sample Repository on Enjil. Under no circumstances are the items to be opened outside of an experimental environment, as they exhibit a state-collapse effect upon opening, and the object inside the item is typically bound to the first individual to touch them.

Additional Information

::0927 Addendum 126+0

Greetings, greetings, and further greetings, extragalactic friends! Thank you for your recent acquisition of the DR. WONDERTAINMENTTM SPEC-TAC-U-TREAT DISPENSERTM!

We here at DR. WONDERTAINMENTTM love The Entropic, but it can be so hard for kids to figure it all out. So much training, so much work - so why not skip to the fun part? With the SPEC-TAC-U-TREAT DISPENSERTM, just put in a coin, and our fantastic patented technology will give you the superpower of your dreams!

If you'd like to get in touch about our wonderful world of products, call us on the QCN commhash [OMITTED], or drop into one of our regional centers!

Warmest regards,

Dr. Wondertainment

::01737 Addendum 126+0a

No, the date on this one isn't an error. Apparently this has just existed in the database since ::0927.

We cut out the commhash since this is all a matter of public record, but it's on a need-to-know from the Council, and it does connect. We don't know who's on the other end. They're pretty nice, actually.

If anyone gets a lead on "Dr. Wondertainment" anywhere - branding, things like that - please contact us.

Kav-ta Longshawl, Exotic Autonomics Council

::01737 Experiment 126~0

Standard experimental controls. Five volunteer subjects tested in same 5m3 cell, each with one individual AO-126a instance numbered -27 through -31 (total: 5).

AO-126a instances extracted from AO-126 using ::01700 1 coins, various sources. Unknown if source of coinage influences AO-126 output.

As previous observations have shown, instances of AO-126a are inert to anyone other than their openers. The Materials Management Council agrees: instances should remain with subjects if they do not pose a danger, but regular check-ins should be undertaken in case of long-term effects.

Please refer to full article on intranet for further details.

Subject 1 Log (Sample)

Subject 1, "Unit 74MN Bitridge", is a 442-year-old Enjyn from the Yellow Quadrant who has no prior experience with Entropic Anomalies.

AO-126a-27 is a novelty keychain resembling AO-99Ab. Upon one of its surfaces is engraved "To the makers of music - all worlds, all times" in Bit.

When held in the right hand, subject exhibited brief tremors before emitting a 'remixed' rendition of "Where Places Go" by Ubek'ka Koka at moderate volume. Subject then demonstrated voluntary control of the effect in short order when communication was attempted. Rendition was reported to be "something [the subject] had been imagining for the past division or two".

Subject described symptoms of synaesthesia when observing the environment during the duration of sound emission. When item was released from right hand, subject reported discontinuation of synaesthetic sensations.

Effect surmised to be Entropic-associated synaesthesia and possible enhancement of musical aptitude. AO-126a-27 returned to subject's care.

No long-term effects observed, aside from increased personal interest in music. Subject released from observation in ::01741.

::01764 - 867 Addendum 126~0+0

From recent experiments, we've been able to put together a list of things that AO-126 has produced.

This addendum will be open to further amendment following approval from Materials Management.

List starts from 27 due to unavailability of -1 through -26; assumed to be children's toys and/or edible items.

  1. Novelty keychain of AO-99Ab
    • Engraved with "To the makers of music - all worlds, all times" in large letters
    • When held, subject experiences entroposensory synaesthesia and increased musical aptitude
  2. Rubber ball
    • Stamped "Super Duper Bouncer" in gold ink
    • When held, produced pseudo-solid spherical field around subject
    • Field exhibits complete internal kinetic mitigation and has a restitution coefficient of 0.95
  3. Miniature spray can
    • Labeled "Dr. WondertainmentTM All-Organic Spray-The-Man!TM Paint"
    • Produced iridescent, glittering purple paint, resistant to all solvents except vinegar
    • Applies opaque monatomic film to surfaces; extremely efficient despite size
  4. Confection, similar to GS chocolate
    • Wrapped in gold foil, bound by paper loop printed with depictions of simple brass wind instruments
    • When consumed, caused subject to musically vocalise (later described as "yodelling") for two hours
  5. Small figurine of contorted being
    • Materials analysis indicates constitution of polystyrene supported by steel wire
    • Initially seemed inert, but during a lapse in visual observation, displaced itself onto subject's shoulder
    • Returned to SESD care after subject woke to find object perched on their chest
  6. Small glass bottle with cork stopper
    • Contents dark blue, unknown aroma, carbonated. Label reads "AbyssoPopTM Shotz: Twilight Zone"
    • When consumed, subject became able to manifest single instances of a small aquatic sea creature, unknown species (archetype -32a)
    • Effect persisted until subject died of natural causes in ::01814. Funeral notable for the manifestation and occurrence of -32b, flying 'clouds' made up of thousands of -32a instances; see Anomalous Phenomenon 126a-32b
  7. One (1) match, frictional ignitor
    • Matchstick made from unknown material, possibly Entropite simulacrum, with glossy blue head
    • When struck across a surface, produces a small flame that randomly and instantaneously deviates from the centre of the head every second in a 3cm radius
    • Flame does not deteriorate matchstick materials nor extend down the body, and lasts for two (2) minutes before self-extinguishing
  8. Box of chewing gum, twelve (12) sticks, individually wrapped
    • Sweet puchukki flavour, waxpaper wrapping. Label reads "Pilot's PalTM Chewing Gum - Mile High Flavour"
    • When ingested, subject exhibited localised gravity negation and was capable of voluntary flight
    • During a particularly dramatic maneuver, gum left subject's mouth, nullifying effect. Subject then fell to the ground from 5.6m height. Aside from emotional shock, subject was completely uninjured
  9. One (1) nondescript cube
    • Unknown material, possibly Entropite simulacrum, pale lilac with metallic lustre
    • When held in hand, levitates above palm and begins to rotate at increasing speed
    • Experiment ended early when cube broke the speed of sound, triggering a startle reaction in subject. Item was dropped and subsequently bore a small hole in test chamber floor
  10. One (1) coin
    • "::02200" 10 coin, 18mm diameter and 3mm thickness, nickel brass alloy (non-standard)
    • When bitten, transmits the nearest source of music into the subject's jaw
    • Originally thought to be non-anomalous until subject jokingly suggested biting it "to test its authenticity"

Dddddddddd, Exotic Sciences Materials Management Council

::01803 Addendum 126+1

So - I think it's been... one-hundred-and-ninety three items we've gotten from 126? Around about - and we've finally run it out, we think. When we put coins in, they just pop right back out of the hole. Clever little mechanism, but this has put a hold on proceedings.

To make it clear - 126 is clean out. We can't seem to get any more out of it.

I do have a proposition, however, regarding the commhash: could we possibly contact these 'Dr. Wondertainment' people, get it refilled? I know there's procedures involved and all, but it might be interesting to see who comes to our door, and there's much more science to be done here?

Karakatai, Exotic Sciences Materials Management Council

Addendum 126+2a

Council agrees: we are interested to see what comes of this, but advise caution.

Council posits: whomever 'Dr. Wondertainment' may be, whether an organisation or a singular entity, it is evident that they possess the ability to actively manufacture and distribute Entropic phenomena, and may be extradimensional in some manner.

Council actions: we will be assigning an interrogator to conduct the call. This may seem severe, but you have our assurances that this is in the interest of public safety - the liaison for this organisation is quite a charismatic salesperson.

The council will reconvene immediately following to determine next steps. Please be ready by "017.05:02 to discuss.

Exotic Sciences Council

Incident Report 126/0

On .08:02, following a call made to the anomalous organisation "Dr. Wondertainment", one of its members arrived at the Enjil Red Quadrant Exotic Sciences research complex.

The individual, an Ultan of average height and light build, identified themselves as "Kozke-bur'Tan" and was carrying a cardboard box printed with Dr. Wondertainment branding. They explained that they were a contract maintenance worker, and when asked on the nature of their assignment (namely who assigned them) and the contents of their box, they did not elaborate.

The individual was escorted to AO-126's containment cell and permitted access alongside an observer, under the condition that no additional surveillance was to be undertaken "to protect Dr. Wondertainment's patents". After a brief discussion with the assigned Ethical Conduct delegate and Council representative, the request was obliged.

The observer, junior researcher Etylo, entered alongside the individual. The door was shut and surveillance was deactivated.

A twelve (12) minute period transpired, during which various noises were heard emanating from AO-126's cell, such as horns, slide whistles, metallic clanking, and assorted animal calls (unknown species), before they halted abruptly. The observer then knocked on the door and requested egress.

Observer bore superficial lacerations to exposed areas of skin and random bruising, and described the events within the cell as "pandemonium". They requested basic medical treatment and a cigarette, which was obliged on-scene.

Noises from the cell then resumed for a further seventeen (17) minutes until a muffled "pop" was heard and all emanations ceased. Individual then knocked on the door and requested egress.

Individual emerged and apologised for the injuries sustained by the observer, stating that they were "part of the process", and further apologised for "the mess" inside the cell. They were then escorted to the lobby, tipped 50 as courtesy, and departed the premises with their cardboard box.

Inside AO-126's containment cell, the walls were found to be coated in metallic purple glitter, and an estimated 5.6kg of paper confetti in various colours covered the floor. It took 6 hours to completely clean. The material was secured in a deposit box for further study.

Upon testing AO-126 with a valid coin, it was found to be dispensing normally.

Addendum 126/0+0

Never again. Never again.

Etylo, Exotic Sciences Division Research Assistant

Associated Anomalies

Anomalous Phenomenon 126a-32b

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AO-126a-32b is an Entropic Phenomenon associated with the 2104B3 star system, on the forgeworld of Dratke (2104B3d-2). It started appearing in ::01814, shortly following the death and burial of Ku'zzla, a citizen imbued with the Entropic Action of being able to manifest instances of -32a, an unknown species of aquatic life.

On the date of Ku'zzla's funeral, at "02, instances of -32b manifest periodically in the atmosphere, peaking in number at around "013. They then steadily dissipate over the course of 38 hours.

Anomaly Description

-32b is a group of -32a instances "swimming" together as a semi-cohesive orb, or 'school'. It is estimated that the subunits of each instance of -32b number in the thousands. While active, they meander through the skies of Dratke, exhibiting remarkable luminescence in most of the visible colour range.

Containment

-32b and its subunits are not physical bodies and pose no danger to flying vehicles or tall buildings. However, care should be taken by pilots, as the groups can obstruct flight paths and confuse computer landing systems. Additionally, tourist traffic may place load on public infrastructure and traffic control systems.