Subject 1, "Unit 74MN Bitridge", is a 442-year-old Enjyn from the Yellow Quadrant who has no prior experience with Entropic Anomalies.

AO-126a-27 is a novelty keychain resembling AO-99Ab. Upon one of its surfaces is engraved "To the makers of music - all worlds, all times" in Bit.

When held in the right hand, subject exhibited brief tremors before emitting a 'remixed' rendition of "Where Places Go" by Ubek'ka Koka at moderate volume. Subject then demonstrated voluntary control of the effect in short order when communication was attempted. Rendition was reported to be "something [the subject] had been imagining for the past division or two".

Subject described symptoms of synaesthesia when observing the environment during the duration of sound emission. When item was released from right hand, subject reported discontinuation of synaesthetic sensations.

Effect surmised to be Entropic-associated synaesthesia and possible enhancement of musical aptitude. AO-126a-27 returned to subject's care.

No long-term effects observed, aside from increased personal interest in music. Subject released from observation in ::01741.

From recent experiments, we've been able to put together a list of things that AO-126 has produced.

This addendum will be open to further amendment following approval from Materials Management.

List starts from 27 due to unavailability of -1 through -26; assumed to be children's toys and/or edible items.

27. Novelty keychain of AO-99Ab
    • Engraved with "To the makers of music - all worlds, all times" in large letters
    • When held, subject experiences entroposensory synaesthesia and increased musical aptitude
28. Rubber ball
    • Stamped "Super Duper Bouncer" in gold ink
    • When held, produced pseudo-solid spherical field around subject
    • Field exhibits complete internal kinetic mitigation and has a restitution coefficient of 0.95
29. Miniature spray can
    • Labeled "Dr. Wondertainment^TM All-Organic Spray-The-Man!^TM Paint"
    • Produced iridescent, glittering purple paint, resistant to all solvents except vinegar
    • Applies opaque monatomic film to surfaces; extremely efficient despite size
30. Confection, similar to GS chocolate
    • Wrapped in gold foil, bound by paper loop printed with depictions of simple brass wind instruments
    • When consumed, caused subject to musically vocalise (later described as "yodelling") for two hours
31. Small figurine of contorted being
    • Materials analysis indicates constitution of polystyrene supported by steel wire
    • Initially seemed inert, but during a lapse in visual observation, displaced itself onto subject's shoulder
    • Returned to SESD care after subject woke to find object perched on their chest
32. Small glass bottle with cork stopper
    • Contents dark blue, unknown aroma, carbonated. Label reads "AbyssoPop^TM Shotz: Twilight Zone"
    • When consumed, subject became able to manifest single instances of a small aquatic sea creature, unknown species (archetype -32a)
    • Effect persisted until subject died of natural causes in ::01814. Funeral notable for the manifestation and occurrence of -32b, flying 'clouds' made up of thousands of -32a instances; see Anomalous Phenomenon 126a-32b
33. One (1) match, frictional ignitor
    • Matchstick made from unknown material, possibly Entropite simulacrum, with glossy blue head
    • When struck across a surface, produces a small flame that randomly and instantaneously deviates from the centre of the head every second in a 3cm radius
    • Flame does not deteriorate matchstick materials nor extend down the body, and lasts for two (2) minutes before self-extinguishing
34. Box of chewing gum, twelve (12) sticks, individually wrapped
    • Sweet puchukki flavour, waxpaper wrapping. Label reads "Pilot's Pal^TM Chewing Gum - Mile High Flavour"
    • When ingested, subject exhibited localised gravity negation and was capable of voluntary flight
    • During a particularly dramatic maneuver, gum left subject's mouth, nullifying effect. Subject then fell to the ground from 5.6m height. Aside from emotional shock, subject was completely uninjured
35. One (1) nondescript cube
    • Unknown material, possibly Entropite simulacrum, pale lilac with metallic lustre
    • When held in hand, levitates above palm and begins to rotate at increasing speed
    • Experiment ended early when cube broke the speed of sound, triggering a startle reaction in subject. Item was dropped and subsequently bore a small hole in test chamber floor
36. One (1) coin
    • "::02200" 10 coin, 18mm diameter and 3mm thickness, nickel brass alloy (non-standard)
    • When bitten, transmits the nearest source of music into the subject's jaw
    • Originally thought to be non-anomalous until subject jokingly suggested biting it "to test its authenticity"

Dddddddddd, Exotic Sciences Materials Management Council

Council agrees: we are interested to see what comes of this, but advise caution.

Council posits: whomever 'Dr. Wondertainment' may be, whether an organisation or a singular entity, it is evident that they possess the ability to actively manufacture and distribute Entropic phenomena, and may be extradimensional in some manner.

Council actions: we will be assigning an interrogator to conduct the call. This may seem severe, but you have our assurances that this is in the interest of public safety - the liaison for this organisation is quite a charismatic salesperson.

The council will reconvene immediately following to determine next steps. Please be ready by "017.05:02 to discuss.

Exotic Sciences Council

On .08:02, following a call made to the anomalous organisation "Dr. Wondertainment", one of its members arrived at the Enjil Red Quadrant Exotic Sciences research complex.

The individual, an Ultan of average height and light build, identified themselves as "Kozke-bur'Tan" and was carrying a cardboard box printed with Dr. Wondertainment branding. They explained that they were a contract maintenance worker, and when asked on the nature of their assignment (namely who assigned them) and the contents of their box, they did not elaborate.

The individual was escorted to AO-126's containment cell and permitted access alongside an observer, under the condition that no additional surveillance was to be undertaken "to protect Dr. Wondertainment's patents". After a brief discussion with the assigned Ethical Conduct delegate and Council representative, the request was obliged.

The observer, junior researcher Etylo, entered alongside the individual. The door was shut and surveillance was deactivated.

A twelve (12) minute period transpired, during which various noises were heard emanating from AO-126's cell, such as horns, slide whistles, metallic clanking, and assorted animal calls (unknown species), before they halted abruptly. The observer then knocked on the door and requested egress.

Observer bore superficial lacerations to exposed areas of skin and random bruising, and described the events within the cell as "pandemonium". They requested basic medical treatment and a cigarette, which was obliged on-scene.

Noises from the cell then resumed for a further seventeen (17) minutes until a muffled "pop" was heard and all emanations ceased. Individual then knocked on the door and requested egress.

Individual emerged and apologised for the injuries sustained by the observer, stating that they were "part of the process", and further apologised for "the mess" inside the cell. They were then escorted to the lobby, tipped 50 as courtesy, and departed the premises with their cardboard box.

Inside AO-126's containment cell, the walls were found to be coated in metallic purple glitter, and an estimated 5.6kg of paper confetti in various colours covered the floor. It took 6 hours to completely clean. The material was secured in a deposit box for further study.

Upon testing AO-126 with a valid coin, it was found to be dispensing normally.